Okay, so, one more time... Shorts!!!!!! Never. Fails. To. Impress.
Let's see, highlights from this weeks episode... Jesse Bishop's middle-aged father, definitely a first. Jesse's band, EXACTLY, played. Also, a first. Both in the sense that there had never been a band to play Shorts, but also in the sense that it was their first show. Needless to say, they sucked balls. So bad in fact, the crowd began jeering them, and calling for them to get off the stage. Nevermind that though, they appeared shirtless in capes, I mean, it doesn't get much more awesome than that. I should mention, there are other notable members of the band, namely Cole Durklroy, co-founder of the Shorts party, hence their ability to play the party. Aaron Baird of Fever, and Adrian, whose last name I don't recall, but who DJ's from time to time and apparently works now at American Apparel (I should know, I bumped into him there, while he was working in his underwear, I might add).
Anyways. This party, as always, defines debauchery. Please notice the bathroom shots, yes, that is a Durkl sticker floating in piss. Hardcore.
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